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Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

(Source: this-tragic-affair)

I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like

  • Me when my kid is crying:

    Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….

  • Me when my kids are helping me clean:

    IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US

  • Me eating breakfast with my kids:

    The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…

  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids:

    SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!

  • Me waking my kids up in the morning:

    Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*

  • Me when my kid has a crush:

    SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • Me when my kid tries to run away:

    THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…

  • Me giving my kids advice:

    If you only follow your heart…

  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend:

    OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS

  • Me when my kids are mad at me:

    TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE

  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’:

    Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…

  • Me when my kids start driving:

    GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE

  • Me when my kids go off to college:

    Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…

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